1. Bond. James Bond.
2. I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
3. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together
4. You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
5. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
6. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
7. Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.
8. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
9. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
10. Where have you been all my life?
11. Does God know you've escaped from heaven?
12. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
13. Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
14. What is the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"
15. You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way
16. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
17. Is it hot in here or is it you?
18. I'm drunk

Haha so there you go, the craziest, stupidest, funniest or what on earth pick up lines for you. take care ya'll